Lads,

A Saturday arvo game = 3 points and a Saturday night on the schoo-dogs...
After-match drinks and a feed starting at the Doncaster Hotel (for the boys who don't know where that is, pull your head out of your arse and find out - its been 15 weeks) then options are the Slurry Hills strip (finishing at Scruffs), the Coogee area (finishing at Scruffs) or George St (finishing at Scruffs).

Doncaster is compulsory. Everything after that is optional, but you won't know what your missing if you sook out [after 3 drinks, Nestor gets generous and has been known to throw handfuls of money onto the floor of Scruffs...]

Any player who doesn't come to the Donc will be punished accordingly. Non-attendees will line up against the wall at DP, whilst everyone who DID show up is allowed to take pot shots at them from 20 yards [Stav and Kodos have already reserved seats at the Doncaster...]

So for the thick shits that need things spelt out for them, follow these instructions.
         1. Bring a change of clothes and a towel to the game.
         2. 20's stick around and watch the 1's, 1's get there early for 20's.
         3. Everyone head straight to the Donc after the match.
         4. In a team effort, quickly fill Nestor with beer so his morals become questionable and his grip on his wallet loosens
         5. Watch hilarity ensue.